Dear President of Our Company,
My work ethic is superior to not only the sales team that you head up, but I have a better work ethic than you. Therefore, I don't appreciate you trying to school me on work ethic by saying, "_____ I really think we need to focus our energy on putting in orders rather than decorating the office." Before such a remark leaves your superior and condescending lips you might have wanted to check that I am on MY LUNCH decorating YOUR company office, so you avoid looking like a total and complete ass in front of everyone.
Thanks,
Your Employee
That is pretty awful of him! That's a pretty funny letter though. What line of work are you in?
ReplyDeleteWe sell officially licensed Games/Office products (NFL, NCAA, NHL).
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't believe how much stuff people will buy when their favorite team is attached to it. It always amazes me.